people that like me: 0
people that like my bestfriend: 832567653463876247564315
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife.
Daughter: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: Ran a blog about your father and his friends.
i know i'm good for something i just haven't found...
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what am i then
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. you guys never do these unless i threaten you with violence so im gonna stab all of you if you do not do this okay okay. pleaaaase