May 2012
-sneeze-
normal person: bless you
liam payne: god bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze
dbcomeatme:
I feel like shit all the time
ME: I'm leaving.
ME: ...
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Ok. I'm leaving...
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Bye.
ME: *reblog*
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready